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Nobody told you that quitting smoking would mean your body only lets you sleep two hours a night. You are both so sleepy you can barely move, and so angry that you are literally seeing red. Together, this means that you are at the brink of non-functioning, but smoking withdrawal symptoms don’t seem to be a legitimate reason to take a sick day. People would help you, but you already screamed at them for bringing you chocolate buttons when you specifically said you wanted a Freddo.
